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The List 11-21-08 09:58am EST
Long before the movie The Bucket List came out, I started working on my own bucket list, but I just call it The List.
Things I want to experience, good and bad, before I die...

1. Skydive
2. Get my master's
3. Become a good public speaker
4. Break a bone
5. Get a tattoo
6. Get a piercing
7. To have loved and lost
8. Try to save someone's life and fail
9. Try to save someone's life and succeed.
10. Lose a fight
11. Be engaged in combat
12. Take a life
13. Save a soul
14. Meet someone famous
15. Get screwed on a deal
16. Be betrayed by a friend
17. Be seriously wounded (i.e. shot, stabbed)
18. Go sailing
19. Ride a motorcycle
20. Build something
21. Be able to fix things around the house
22. Work on a car
23. Be debt free
24. Base jumping
25. Get arrested/spend a day in jail
26. Visit all 50 states
27. Visit all the other continents.
28. Learn martial arts
29. Snowboarding
30. Have my heart broken
31. Get married again
32. Read the Bible from beginning to end.
33. Be an expert at shooting a gun
34. Go skiing
35. Visit every National park in the U.S.
36. Bunjee jumping
37. Visit all the ancient wonders of the world
38. Trace my ancenstry back to the 1600s
39. Surfing
40. Learn how to sew
41. Survive a natural disaster
42. Visit as many historical sites as I can
43. Own a house
44. Shark diving
45. Beat all levels of all Super Mario games
46. Learn how to cook
47. Scuba diving
48. Have a family
49. Die
50. Go to heaven
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ward#10's done. Just ask Kevin. 
navydoc^^ Haha, ok good point. I mean a real fight. 
arsenalIran may just be a field of glass. Israel has more A-bombs than they do. 
cellophaneI've done #19. Actually, ridden and driven! :) 
hooseWhy on earth would you want to be seriously wounded??? 
erica03Take a life??? Um.... 
hooseI also find it hard to believe that you've never worked on a car before. Or built something.

FYI... the only one of the Seven Wonders that is still standing is the pyramid at Giza. The rest were destroyed long ago. So that one might be kind of hard to cross off your list. :-) 
goonieBURN! 
goonieSo #12 didn't happen during #11? Or do you not know. Hopefully #17 has "and live" at then end right? Great list, if you do all those things, which I hope you will, you will have some stories to tell. 
goonieBut perhaps there will always be Fletch stories. 
butterfly_8i8Hmmmmmm :) 
godswarrior32803How did you go to FC and not accomplish 32? 
mtnhollerstart taking these things two at a time. try doing #40 in a circumstance that will get you #25. You might end up with a story like this.... "So there I was, on a delta flight back heading home. It was Halloween...and I had dressed as a Middle Eastern Male. The trouble started when I decided to take out my sewing kit....etc" 
Arwen_UndomielGreat list!
*scratches head* You want to learn how to sew??

I've beat all the levels on New Super Mario Bros.

And if you want to learn martial arts, go ask Chuck Norris! 
meghow do you die and go to Heaven before you die? Well, I guess you can go to Heaven before you die if the Lord returns first. 
nonniiamWow! You better get started :) 
ncsuz409Amen! Some good thought? ALL good thoughts! UNselfishness....“There is a magnet in your heart that will attract true friends. That magnet is unselfishness, thinking of others first... when you learn to live for others, they will live for you.” “The human being who lives only for himself finally reaps nothing but unhappiness. Selfishness corrodes. Unselfishness ennobles, satisfies. Don't put off the joy derivable from doing helpful, kindly things for others.” "To be or not to be"... has new meaning for me now as opposed to when I was young, choosing to BE as my Mother. One good reason you & I are such good friends... thinking of others before ourselves. Selfishness is the only real atheism; aspiration, unselfishness, the only real religion. If only EVERYone...well, that is my #1 wish upon any list I would post. 
navydocSadly I've never read the entire Bible. I've started from the NT, read it a few times, now I'm working on the OT, just taking longer than I had hoped. As far as taking a life, I don't think I killed anyone the one time I was in a firefight in Iraq. So I'd only kill someone during combat or in defense of myself or someone else, which will teach me the value of life. Something else I'd like to add...I want to be at Times Square for New Years Eve. 
butterfly_8i8^^ You can take me to Times Square with you :)
Less than a month until you fly here babe! Yay!!
I love you!!! 
mel_odyGreat list! Hey, are you an uncle yet!? I was wondering if Raquel had her baby yet. Spoke to her lastweek and she was waiting still! 
grannyI had to come and meet you -- and found your list. Lists are good -- and reassessing them as we grow older is also good. I know -- mine have have changed through the years. But two never moved. I wanted to marry a man who hungered for God and His righteousness, and my desire to go to heaven. One is realized and I have a promise of the other. Keep on keeping on, dear soldier. Have you notice how the Old Testament is where we learn about God? And oh, how thankful I am He gave us that record! Your friend, Joanne 
navydocOk,she made a good point. I was trying to make a list of 50 and couldn't think of anything else so I added those. I should have changed it to the list of things to do. 
butterfly_8i8Happy Thanksgiving! 
arsenalReading the entire Bible can be a real effort especially when it gets to the begats, begots and numberings. More important is learning the principles and not getting bogged down in the "laws". Sometimes brethren get all wrapped up in the letter of the law and lose sight of the spirit of the law. 
butterfly_8i8YAY!!!! I'm sooooooo excited!!!!!! :) And so is Camryn :) 
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Unofficial 100 10-29-08 12:06pm EST
I don't know exactly how many posts I had before he deleted them, but I'm guessing this would be 100, or so I am calling it my 100th post.

I went to a concert last night. Saw a trio of black females called Santogold sing something of a hiphop/reggae sound. then Nora Jones came on, then was Jack Johnson, then Sheryl Crow, and finally The Beastie Boys rocked the house. I get home at 0100, got back up at 0525 for work.

I'm considering going to see the Virginia Symphony Orchestra next Thursday. Next Sat. is the Trans-Siberian Orchestra, and the following Sat, the 15th I will travel to D.C. to see AC/DC.

Welcome home Micah from his 2nd tour to Iraq.

I'm very disappointed to learn I won't be voting in this year's election. I was told that since I was registered and voted by absentee ballot 4 yrs ago that I should be good for this year. Negative. I called the FL voting office (since I claim Tampa as my home of residence still), they said I was never even registered for the last election, my name wasn't in the system.
So someone in my chain of command dropped the ball while I was in Iraq in 2004. And I had made the call a day after the registration deadline. I've yet to make my vote count in 3 times of being eligible.

I'm currently in my 5th week of clinicals, having worked in angiography, fluoroscopy, the E.R., and at a clinic at the Naval base in Norfolk.

That is all.
Carry on.
navydocOk I just noticed that Micah has deleted his posts. But praise the Lord for his return. 
Arwen_UndomielYes. I'm glad he returned safe! I'll be in the Williamsburg area (hopefully) next week. I really really want to go to DC. My granddaddy has promised several times to take me up there but I've not set foot there in the 2 times I've been to Williamsburg. :-(

Hope you are having an awesome week. Have fun with all your concerts! 
butterfly_8i8Me too. Soon :) 
goonieWow.. that concert sound awesome. Trans-Siberian Orchestra was just in town but I couldn't make it. I am sure they will be great. and of course AC/DC will ROCK. 
arsenalI am sorry to hear about your voting problems. If a certain person is elected with a Dem controlled congress, its "screw the military!" 
navydoc^^yeah that's what I'm afraid of. 
arsenalNo only do I have a son in the Navy but also a niece in the AF and a nephew in the Army. 
navydocYeah I know how you feel. I have a cousin in the Navy, we came in 2 weeks apart, and my little brother is in the Army and recently deployed to Iraq. 
fantabularI'd love to check out the Virginia Symphony Orchestra sometime! How dressed up do you need to be? I don't have a tux. 
fantabularVote Well =)
 
butterfly_8i8Thanks for letting me know about the group. I applied to join. :) 
imarushbabeSo, you have much put away in savings to make up for our upcoming pay cuts during the next few years?! :{ 
fantabularSorry I haven't called you back, I seem to be available in the oddest hours (either too late or too early) Plus, I hate phones =)
Anyway, I'll pass on this concert, because I'm scrambling to get everything ready for our 1000 Voices trip to North Carolina. We're leaving early Friday & I need to make sure we're all packed up & ready to go by Thursday evening. I'd love to go to another Symphony though; I love wathing that stuff live (live classical music). And I'd love it even MORE if it were at some place like The Norfolk Scope, where all the players are really old & experts at their instruments.
 
imarushbabeYep, of course, my hubby is being sent to SD. We have #5 on the way and were going to go with him next summer, but I don't know if we will be able to make the cost of living increases over there...it was going to be tough even with a Rep. in office! :{
btw, he's going to be in Norfolk for 1 month of training before he heads off to SD...in Feb. 
butterfly_8i8Thank you for all you do 
cellophaneYes, thanks for all you do! Happy Veteran's Day! Cool new song by Steven Curtis Chapman 
arsenalAnchors aweigh. Thank you. Carry on. 
nonniiamThank you for your selfless service for our country. 
wardJust dropped to 2.11. Getting there. 
tacticalpreacherHa!, specialization is for insects! 
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Summer of concerts 09-12-08 10:44am EST
I know the heading of my previous entry stated I update monthly, and here it's been 2 1/2 months, but I've been waiting to make a post worthy of reading.

As you can see, I've been going to alot of concerts this summer, over the past 6 weeks or so. Including: 311, Snoop Dogg, Sara Bareillas, Counting Crows, Maroon 5, Dave Matthews, Jimmy Buffett, The Four Tops, Eve 6, Belinda Carlisle, Human League, Naked Eyes, ABC, Flock of Seagulls, Poison, Dokken, Disturbed, Chris Cornell, Slipknot, Linkin Park, Atreyu, Five Finger Death Punch, Bruce Springsteen, Journey, Heart, Cheap Trick, and B.B. King. And there were a dozen other lesser known bands that also played, incuding 10 Years, Mastodon, and Dragonfire, or something. I kind of went to see Toby Keith. I could hear him outside the stadium, but my friend had my ticket so I couldn't get in. But other ones I was going to see but didn't work out for some reason or another include: The Commodores, BelBivDevoe, EnVogue, Billy Idol, Eddie Money, B-52s, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Live, Motley Crue, Ratt, Sevendust, Saving Abel, Hatebreed, Montgomery Gentry, Toby Keith, 3 Doors Down, Hinder, and Finger 11. And others coming up I'm planning on seeing are: Neville Brothers, Dave Koz, Trans Siberian Orchestra, Flogging Mollies, AC/DC, and tonight I'm going to see Switchfoot, 3rd Day and Jars of Clay.
Others I'd love to see would be: Metallica, The Eagles, Beastie Boys, Korn, Ozzy, Michael Jackson, Kid Rock, Tom Petty, CCR, Boyz II Men. Can't think of anyone else, but I'm sure there are plenty more. Someone I know is going to see NKOTB. So as you can see, I have a varied music selection.

Amber came to spend Labor Day weekend with me. We had a great time, took her somewhere expensive this time,went to Busch Gardens. But it was free, gotta love the military perks. It's going to be a long 4 months till I see her again.

We know yesterday was the 7yr anniversary of 9/11. Never forget.

Today is my 8 yr anniversary of being employed by the World's Finest Navy. 12 more years to retirement.

I have one more week of classes, then I go to clinicals for 6 months.

I'm in 9 fantasy football leagues this year. I've never done more than 3. I have no idea who all is on my teams, since I pretty much have everyone that is draft worthy somewhere in my 9 teams.

That is all.
Carry on.
crazy_mama9 fantasy football leagues. I though Frederic was bad. I think he's in 3 or 4. He doesn't have too much time for it right now. You have been to SOOOOO many concerts. I can't believe that. NKOTB is coming to Tampa in Nov. and SOO many people are excited about it. Funny huh! 
arsenalWow, how is your hearing after all those concerts? 
nonniiam^^^^I'm with him. Sounds very busy but I bet you had fun. 
slave_of_jesus_jdbThe Elmwood Church of Christ. 
butterfly_8i8You know you're jealous and want to go to the concert with me ;) jk I would never make you suffer through that. lol 
mjintexasWow, that is a LOT of concerts!!!
I have a question. Why did 5FDP change their song "The Bleeding" from a singing song to a screaming song? I liked the singing version way better. 
navydocYeah I don't know. Some of the song is pretty hard, but it's the 'softest' song they sing. All their other songs are heavy metal, screaming death music, with the crazy moshpits. 
sweetpeasyou have been tagged. See my blog. :) 
butterfly_8i8Yay! Classes are over! I'm proud of all the hard work and studying you put in the past six months. Only six more to go :) 
lovinstlouis02Just wandered in and jealous that you saw Maroon 5. love them. I saw Buffet. Rocked. 
imarushbabeOh, if you do get SD or Pendleton, let me know. Or, if you get Jax orders in say, April of next year, and need to rent a house for 3 years....LOL
seriously, keep me updated... ;) 
godswarrior32803Knew everything buit the 300 movies. Seen previews for the new terminator movie. Christian Bale stars and it looks really good. 
create_a_waybro, if you are in town, you HAVE to come to my gospel meeting! 
create_a_wayI would LOVE to see you!!! 
butterfly_8i8Want to go to a concert Friday night? ;) lol 
butterfly_8i8:D You know how to put a smile on my face :D 
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My monthly update, random stuff 06-29-08 09:43pm EST
I'm now half way through the didactic (class) part of my school. I go to clinicals in Sept. for 6 months. Had 4 tests last week and one this week, but this is a short week due to the holiday. I'll be heading to Tampa on Thurs., coming back Sunday.

My girlfriend came to visit recently. She asked me to take her out somewhere expensive. So I took her to the gas station. That's a joke, btw.

What's with all the natural disasters over the past few years? Hurricane Katrina, the tsunami in Sri Lanka or whatever, monsoon hit somewhere recently, cyclone in Myanmar, earth quakes in Japan and China, the flooding of the midwest, tornadoes everywhere, forest fires in CA, NC, AZ, and FL. This is esp. bad now that the price of produce is going up.

With the prices of gas and food going up, the stock market crashing, the housing marketing plummeting, do you think it is all, or even partly the result of 9/11? I went to visit Ground Zero a few years ago. I remember someone saying that NYC (which in turn is the U.S., and then the world) loses so many billions of dollars a day because of the buildings that fell, b/c the companies lost all business there, the business HQ of the world.

I'm looking forward to some new movies coming out this year or next...The Dark Knight, Jurassic Park 4, Shrek 4, G.I. Joe, The Mummy 3, the next X-men movie (Wolverine, I believe). And I heard this morning that there are plans in the making for a prequel and a sequel to the movie 300.

That is all.
Carry on.
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navydocAdding a few more movies to the list...A-Team, Terminator 4, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (computer animated), Saw V, Max Payne, Righteous Kill (next blockbuster movie starring Al Pacino and Robert de Niro), Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. 
create_a_wayGREAT idea! 
godswarrior32803Fantasy Football is on hold right now. I am waiting on a couple of guys, I'll let you know. Whenever you wanna come up, just let me know. 
slave_of_jesus_jdbThanks, Lafayette. 
slave_of_jesus_jdbThe same :) 
butterfly_8i827 days :) 
butterfly_8i8Thank you :) 
littlediemanI know, I heard (this morning) I think I'm gonna cry!!!! 
butterfly_8i8I wish you had been there too...one day. ;)

By the time you read this it will be 18 days!!! 
godswarrior32803Still interested in Fantasy Football? 
jimmybuckCheck my blog. 
wardCheck your e-mail. I just sent something out this morning. 
it_doesnt_matter12 years and you retire? 
imarushbabeLet me know if you come to Jax. We live right near NAS...BTW, my hubby's just went to Al Asad recently. Weren't you there? He just got orders to Japan (Atsugi) UNaccompanied for 2.5 years! Yikes! Hope you are doing well! 
wardBy the time I got there this morning, the league had already been cancelled. I sent an e-mail for the new one this morning. If you haven't yet, join. 
butterfly_8i8Even better....6 days!! Yay!!! :D 
butterfly_8i8Tomorrow! :) 
smokewagonyou know it. ;) 
littlediemanyeah it's sort of a compliment. But 17? Too young - don't wanna go back there! 
mjintexasYou need an update post! It's been um... more than a month. :) 
butterfly_8i8^^^ I agree ;) 
nonniiam ^^Maybe he meant once every 3 months :) 
butterfly_8i8:) Just one more week of classes! Yay!! I'm sooo proud of you!!! 
aggieman9 fantasy leagues?? youre a nut! 
butterfly_8i8Happy 8 yr anniversary in the Navy! 
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Democrats 05-29-08 06:08am EST
Here are some interesting things I found about Democrats, and a joke at the end. And I'm sure I'll take some heat about it, but I don't care.

22 WAYS TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT

1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on
demand.

2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
governments create prosperity.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the
hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
documented cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by
soccer moms driving SUV's.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being
homosexual is natural.

7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of
federal funding.

8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth
graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about
sex.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but
activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own
money to make 'The Passion of the Christ' for financial gain only.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports
certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are
more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas
Edison, and A.G. Bell.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very
nice person.

17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in
charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in
jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding by the
Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United
States .

21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right
wing conspiracy.

22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers the day
off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say 'Merry Christmas.'




Our Social Security

Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social
Security (FICA) Program. He promised:

1.) That participation in the Program would be
Completely voluntary,

2.) That the participants would only have to pay 1% of the first $1,400 of their annual Incomes into the Program.

3.) That the money the participants elected to put
into the Program would be deductible from
their income for tax purposes each year,

4.) That the money the participants put into the independent 'Trust Fund' rather than into the general operating fund, and therefore, would only be used to fund the Social Security Retirement Program, and no other Government program.

5.) That the annuity payments to the retirees would never be taxed as income.

Since many of us have paid into FICA for years and are
now receiving a Social Security check every month --
and then finding that we are getting taxed on 85% of
the money we paid to the Federal government to 'put
away' -- you may be interested in the following:
> >
> > -------------------------------------------------------------


Q: Which Political Party took Social Security from the
independent 'Trust Fund' and put it into the
general fund so that Congress could spend it?

A: It was Lyndon Johnson and the democratically controlled House and Senate.


Q: Which Political Party eliminated the income tax deduction for Social Security (FICA) withholding?

A: The Democratic Party.


Q: Which Political Party started taxing Social Security annuities?

A: The Democratic Party, wit h Al Gore casting the 'tie-breaking' deciding vote as President of the Senate, while he was Vice President of the US


Q: Which Political Party decided to start giving
annuity payments to immigrants?

A: Jimmy Carter and the Democratic Party.
immigrants moved into this country, and at age 65,
began to receive Social Security payments! The
Democratic Party gave these payments to the even though they never paid a dime into it!


Then, after violating the original contract (FICA), the Democrats
turn around and tell you that the Republicans want to take your Social Security away!

And the worst part about it is uninformed citizens believe it!

If enough people receive this, maybe a seed of awareness will be planted and maybe changes will evolve. Maybe not, some Democrats are awfully sure to keep it 'as is'



The Lie Clock


A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.

"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan ."


That is all.
Carry on.

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butterfly_8i8Good stuff :) 
arsenalAnother. You have to believe that even thougn the majority of blacks that are mudered are killed by other blacks, the cause is white racism. 
navydocYes, good one, thank you. 
twoA lot of that stuff is good -- a couple I don't really agree with, but you probably don't either. #16 is interesting, though -- they have now turned on Hillary! 
create_a_wayFLETCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You have no idea how true those 22 points are! I grew up a hard core liberal democrat. In high school, I actually used to tell people, "Communism really is the best way to go...as long as it's run right." (just like your point 17) It wasn't until I grew a brain did I have the courage to ask myself, "WHO is capable of 'running it right?'" I have three things I want to say to you. 1) If anyone doubts that your 22 points are accurate, let me assure you--I used to beleive almost every one of them 
create_a_wayI justified abortion (in my PRE-Christian days) and condemned the death penalty. I mean, all I really have to say is that I believed all of them. (except for 20...I knew nothing of Chinese support for the clintons at the time...and 18. However, I would have worded 18 differently but in essence i would end up saying the same thing...)... 
create_a_way2) I also can attest that many other liberals believe them too. and 3) I think I had a little bit of liberal left in me(that I didn't know was there), because I feel like your post just squeezed the last bit out of me. This is one of the most powerful things I have EVER read to explain in easy to understand ways, the difference between my beliefs now, and when I was younger. WOW!!!! 
create_a_wayAlso, if that stuff about SS is true, that's pretty stinky. 
big_timmy_syou said you had a blast? No pun intended right? haha 
mjintexasSo enjoyed this. 
nonniiamIt's a little scary when you see it written out like that and very sad when you know that it's true. 
chaderboxi like the joke, that ones good 
big_timmy_swow You have some impressive pictures! 
megThose first two lists are something I want to pass on! 
the_earlysto answer your question, we will be leaving the 13th. 
Arwen_UndomielHave you heard about the Pocosin LNWR fire? Right now we are surrounded by smoke from it. Our house reeks of smoke. :-/ 
sponjenI saw on the news where gas was only 2.10 in mexico. So while people from Canada are coming here for gas, some of us are going to Mexico to get it! I wonder why it's so cheap there? 
butterfly_8i8That was funny. :) Remind me to carry cash on my next flight. lol 
borthat's the kind of information I find . . . informative 
borprobably 
wardSorry... not in that group, and it doesn't let me see the posts without being a member. E-mail it to me? 
smokewagon10 more paychecks to go. 
trishieVery Interesting post! I love it. 
patpennHey Fletch, whats going on? Its good to hear from ya. I don't get on this pleo thing a whole lot so sorry it took me a while to get back to ya. 
slave_of_jesus_jdbHaha. Thanks for clarifying ;) 
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